Santa Baby, don't forget about this little angel too. ;)

Dearest Santa,

I have been an angel this year, with the few exceptions of running over some cats with my car, helping my children prank call random people in the white pages, and rigging a contest at the local retirement home. (Hey! Everyone was rooting for Mildred anyway!) Other than that, I've been an absolute saint, which is quite an improvement in my behavior from last year... But since we've all gotten past those little "issues", we'll forget those teensy weensy details, and note my improvements. :) I have attached pictures of the things I have been dreaming about all year. Santa, I'm sure you'd agree that the items I am asking you for are quite reasonable.

Thank you in advance!

Carrie Woomer

PS.. Don't worry about the cookies I've left out for you. (They are safe) This year, I promise. I didn't put as much fiber in your cookies. Sorry about the prank last year. I know.. my famous "Colon Blow Prune" cookies only slowed down your trip, making you have to visit every bathroom in the world. hehe

I think this car will go great with my new red dress. What do you think? :)

You'll bring this dress too, won't you Santa? Smooch Noise!

Pearls.. Ya. I know. Every girl has got to have them. I'll settle for the moderately priced pearls, to show how frugal I can be. *wink*


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